I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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