YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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