So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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