I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
this is an emotional support booty call
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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