your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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