And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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