apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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