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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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