How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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