I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize