Hey man sorry I got all grabby
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Are my feet made of real feet?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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