Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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