wanna go halves on a baby?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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