these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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