no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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