after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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