real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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