I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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