Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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