i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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