can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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