What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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