i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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