im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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