yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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