As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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