dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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