Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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