Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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