Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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