i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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