Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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