i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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