I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
home. puking in laundry basket.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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