No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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