Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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