I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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