Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
