Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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