She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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