Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Fuck appropriateness.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
