just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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