Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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