normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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