he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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