I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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