I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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