i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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