If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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