so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My ass is underappreciated
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