I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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